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Friday, June 3, 2011

Lawak Pagi Jumaat

sekadar mencari secebis senyuman di kalangan pembaca. andaikata ini real life, aku harap sistempendidikan di negara kita di kaji dan disusun semula. enjoy!!!!

RESUME


Name

:

Ah Meng

Age

:

Still young

Sex

:

Never. Still under age

Religion

:

I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before

Race

:

I love to race, how you know?

Nationality

:

I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo

IC Number

:

6735

Telephone number

:

House no telephone

Hand phone number

:

3310

Address

:

Penang Jelutong

City

:

Nor Haliza?

Postcode

:

I never post anything

State

:

In my family, I am 2nd

Country

:

I love to travel to Canada

Marriage status

:

Secret

Email Address

:

Hotmail

Education Background

:

My teacher said not bad

Working experience

:

Last time got sell pirated VCD

Father's name

:

Daddy

Father's IC

:

You ask him

Mother's name

:

Mummy

Mother's IC

:

You ask her

Current Salary

:

Depends on my daddy mood

Expected Salary

:

As much as you can pay

When can start work

:

Depends on my mood

Highest qualification

:

Ya, very high

Grade

:

Ya, very high

College/University

:

College

Signature

:

Can I use chop?


pssttt..... bahagian sex tu, kawan aku pernah tgk sendiri mmg ada kawan dia yang isi borang macam tu. x percaya???? percayalah!

8 comments:

AI said...

hehehe...tersenyum di pagi jumaat...

PnConfused said...

loyar buruk ka hapa?? hahahhaha

zonaku said...

al:

senyummm....

pnKompius:
aku x tau.... tp mungkin ini penarik untuk orang tgk resume dia. nak jugak aku jumpa org ni....

Masy said...

hehehehehe

syah shah said...

kalau aku dapat resume orang antar cenggini kompom aku snap masuk blog... haha~ :P

zonaku said...

hahahaa....

kalau dia isi borang dpn aku, konfem aku interviu dia dulu dr org lain....

lin jade said...

hehe...
senyumm...
lepas tu, sebut..
lucu....

zonaku said...

lin jade:
sekadar hiburan.......

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