He Said... She Said...

He said : I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said : You wear pants don't you?

He said : Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said : That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said : What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said : Why don't women blink during foreplay?

She said : They don't have time

He said : How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

She said to him : We don't know; it has never happened.

He said : Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?

She said : They already have boyfriends

She said : What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

He said : A widow.

He said : Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said :Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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