Friday, March 27, 2009
He Said... She Said...
He said : I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said : You wear pants don't you?
He said : Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said : That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said : What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said : Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said : They don't have time
He said : How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said to him : We don't know; it has never happened.
He said : Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?
She said : They already have boyfriends
She said : What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said : A widow.
He said : Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said :Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.